You know, some armies win respect, some armies win hearts… and then you have the Israel Diaper Forces.

Fully armed, fully geared… and fully diapered. I mean, when your biggest enemy is a 10-year-old with a rock and your first response is to call for backup and change your Pampers, you might need to re-evaluate your whole "tough guy" image.

Palestinian kids? They don’t have tanks. No fighter jets. No billion-dollar Iron Dome.

They have slingshots, soccer balls… and courage that’s bigger than the entire Israeli defense budget.

Meanwhile, these diaper warriors storm into Gaza like it’s Call of Duty, but when a kid shouts "Free Palestine!" from behind a tree, suddenly it's Code Brown in aisle five.

And let’s be honest — if you need this much gear to face children throwing stones, maybe the real threat isn’t the kids. Maybe it’s your own conscience sneaking up on you in the middle of the night, whispering, “Hey, uh… we the bad guys?”

But don’t worry, Israel Diaper Forces — Huggies is always hiring brand ambassadors. Just make sure the diaper size is "Occupation XL."